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The Most Boring Journal Update Ever.

Wed Oct 28, 2009, 9:09 PM
Journal update, Stardate- ten: twenty-eight: oh-nine,

Education of the foreign creatures called humans continues, they are a strange and difficult to understand race, often being so far from the scale of normal behavior that they can become dangerously hard to read and predict. I haven't had a violent encounter with any of these primitive ape-like creatures, but I fear it is only a matter of time until one of them decides to vent their aggression on me. Without my weapons, I am useless against their brute strength.

As a personal note, I believe the next time we create a race of slaves, we should inbreed an inherent weakness into their cerebral cortex that makes them vulnerable to mind alteration. As it is, these creatures are nearly useless...and next time, we most CERTAINLY should not let our own brothers breed the women! If one more intelligent baby is born to these greasy- sticky- foul-smelling wretches, I'm going to declare a date of emergency cleansing for this world.

Stardate ten: twenty-nine: oh-nine,

By the power of the Gods, Ariquiel has done it again, I hereby order a full closing of this planet's vacuum-space. Nothing goes in, or comes out. Humanity is hereby completely black-listed from the IPLOD (Inter-Planetary League of Democracy), and a date has been set for their planetary cleansing.

[///set date>> 12/21/2012 <<\\\]

Let us leave this place and hope they dont blow themselves up before we get to cleanse them...






Don't ask where ^that^ came from, I was bored.

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Well, what's there to tell? I'm a furry artist and writer, a guitarist, and one bad-ass mo-fo, haha.

I also have a habit of leaving a legend or story wherever I go, even if it a small legend, it often sticks in the minds of people who know me.

I'm also a bit cynical and sarcastic, but that's really just my outer shell. If you have the patience to crack me, you'll find a sweet, loving guy hidden underneath. Though very few people have the patience (or desire) to learn this about me.

Anyways, hope you enjoyed your visit to my page, and I hope you leave with a little more appreciation for literature and furry art.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Capital-Crack-Hole, Alberta, Canada
  • Interests: Drawing, Writing, Playing Video-Games, RP'ing, Playing Guitar, Hanging out, etc.
  • Favourite movie: Fifth Element, Die Hard, Shoot 'em Up, Fast and Furious
  • Favourite band or musician: Slipknot, Dope, Devildriver, Lamb of God
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Hard Rock, Metal, Nu Metal, Hardcore Metal, Death Metal, and Rapcore
  • Favourite artist: Jeremy Bernal
  • Favourite poet or writer: Eric Nylund
  • Favourite photographer: Me
  • Favourite style of art: Anthro, Traditional, Digital, and Wildlife Photography
  • Operating System: Windows 7 RC
  • MP3 player of choice: Pink iPod (Cuz I'm uber-hardcore)
  • Shell of choice: Windows 7 Standard
  • Wallpaper of choice: Color Vortex (see my gallery)
  • Skin of choice: I've always wanted thick fur....
  • Favourite game: Halo 1 & 3, Bioshock, Rock Band 2, COD:WaW, FarCry 2, Fallout 3
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Rouruni Kenshin
  • Personal Quote: Truuust me....I'm a professional.
  • Tools of the Trade: Mouse, pencil, pen, people...anything...even tape...

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:iconxxxm1dn19htw0lfxxx:
Damnit! I still need to do you a fan pictre for your story! I've been wanting to do it for so long D: no tiem though. Its excellent though! I forgot what your YS user name was so I havent been able to find your stuffers on there ;A;

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I love how you art theives only steal art for attention on the internet <3 I laugh at your GREAT way to fail life! Congratulations!
:iconsights-set117:
lol it's the same as it is here

I even gotcha a link lol, [link]

Thank you, still. I'm excited to see this whenever you get the chance to work on it.

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You haven't lived until you've shot someone...
:iconkaanamoonshadow:
Thank you so much for the :+fav:s - highly appreciated! :iconpounceglomp:

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"This is True Love. You think it happens every day?" :blackrose: from William Goldman's The Princess Bride
:iconsights-set117:
you're very welcome, keep up the awesome work.

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You haven't lived until you've shot someone...
:iconzakero-td:
I figure you'd like this.
[link]

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Beware the might of the Holy Spoon!
:icongolferdude666:
Hey it's my birthday today!

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Better be on the fairway!
:iconsights-set117:
haha nice, happy b-day man!

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You haven't lived until you've shot someone...
:icongolferdude666:
Thx.

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Better be on the fairway!
:iconkiari511:
lD
haiii

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Read ACE, and see a side of angels never before seen as two worlds collide. [link]
Or, Read ACE in manga form! [link]
:iconsights-set117:
heyyyy lol

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You haven't lived until you've shot someone...

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